nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via liamscape)

student: coughs

teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD

(Source: captainhavoc, via beyoncevevo)

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